free will baptist?

Who says tennis isn’t a real sport?

Thankfully for them the general public only has so much time for decaying, prominent, aging athletes and Rooney is hogging all of that space.

Their tears are so delicious

“Coughing Prevention Machine” gets me every time.

Altoids on the other hand fully denounced Trump. Considering they are not involved in this, I found their statement to be curiously strong.

Every time I see Pete Rose mentioned on Deadspin, I’ll be pasting this as a comment:

I ALMOST feel bad for him. But then I remember everything else about him.

Once again, Ted Cruz shows off his incredible sense of timing.

The Packers have neither a majority owner nor minority ones.

Well, let’s narrow it down. Sounds like something a crotchety, old, out-of-touch, power hungry white guy would say. Which team is owned by a crotchety, old, out-of-touch, power hungry white guy?

If they had thrown a soda can instead of beer, would it have counted as a pop fly?

This guy’s in the running

Everyone in that photo looks sketchy as fuck.

Joe Biden is the fucking man.

No fanbase bitches more on this site. So tiresome.

Monica Seles

Barry, are you insinuating that the Cardinals won....

You mean Meg Trump.

They will clearly decide to fire Tiffany.