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Mike Anton
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Think you missed the “fucking” point, chief.

Ding!

You taking the shooting database with you?

If you aren’t seeing it on the biggest screen you can find, don’t even bother. The fact that you are forced to be plopped in a seat with these huge fucking vistas unfurling in front of you is really the only point.

What’s your favorite pie? All pie types and kinds are on the table.

I believe this information is in Diana’s extensive (and exquisite) reporting on this case. But from what I have gathered:

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JJ pulling off the classic Michael Bay shot

Dewey Subtweets Truman

It is, without a doubt, the fastest horse to ever play horse fast

That poor, innocent baseball. Caught in the crossfire.

Garbage human.

Despicable.

The true work horse hero of the Yankees dynasty.

Bench Johnson is the greatest yogi.

Now THAT is graphic!

Because he is a trainer, so him doing the exact opposite of what his job is leads to a situation that some people might find funny.

What a horseshit premise, Tom.

Remember when Suarez re-signed with Liverpool after the Arse debacle? Pretty sure that was a five-year deal.

...Unless they were serious about the NBA FA Cup. Then you essentially have an even, balanced schedule plus whatever the mid-season tournament would be.