Aren’t they mandated to awkwardly jam a basketball in to the logo?

“...instead of preying on the bias we have against athletes.”

Suarez knew he was there. That's why he had all the confidence in the world that he could get to that rebound first.

And because it’s FIFA, we’ll still get to host in 2026.

That is the best lede ever written on deadspin dot com.

You are responding more thoughtfully than any Internet Commenter needs to, especially for a reasonable assertion to start this off.

...which goes to show what kind of traps you at when trying to firmulate catch-all rules that govern drug abuse, especially in a league that is so paranoid about PEDs. Not every user (or abuser, or addict) is the same, yet everyone faces the same uniform penalties.

To be fair, I am sure that seeing troves of Messi videos could look like child porn.

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I feel somewhat responsible

Got very excited that Anthony Mason finally found a way to express himself.

Thank God we have a cadre of white men to replace them

I don't think you necessarily need to read that background as The Reason why this happened years and years later. But it is a fascinating little bit of world history that I have never come across and am especially happy that it came through footy.

Agreed.

Americans really love it when people follow rules, really hate it when people don't follow rules, and never, for an instant, think about why those rules exist or how they can change.

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Bollocks.

Thank you, Mr. Howard, for alerting me to this year's iteration of the Bad Lip Reading video for the NFL. Like in previous years I had an enjoyable time talking part in watching it. The video was funny.