It's just nice to see a mob of entitled white guys get a win for once

After seeing her handle a Grey Goose, this hawk seems like no big deal.

Silver runs a sports league while Goodell is in charge of the shittiest branch of the military.

Rovell furthering his brand as a Dumb Aloof Robot

I didn't need more reasons to not vote for Chris Christie, but I'm happy to throw them on the pile!

If only for the plaque

Otherwise the case would be settled, 1-2-3.

However, DNA testing on a toothpick left at the scene is incomplete.

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Nice job cutting him down

The grand jury for that assault will be fascinating

This last would be waaaaaay different if Superman II came out as Donner intended

Things continue to get interesting down at Foxcatcher Ranch

Hardcore dunk

p. rad

Your biggest mistake is ranking Don't Do It so low. Swap it with Coyote and we're getting somewhere.

But it obviously made them better football players, obviously. All those other (loser) teams were hitting the sled when they should have been practicing their fraternal rape.

Didn't Scocca already write this?

RR clearly wrote this letter on a construction site.

I agree. Not nearly enough RE2PECT