Are we sure this marital situation doesn't mean "mowing the lawn?"

Meanwhile, UMass-Lowell's hockey team has a nice new LCD flashlight.

Tomorrow, Carroll will tell us THE TRUTH of who really sent this tweet

What do you mean, kitty cat?

They should just use Lemon Pledge, an Enfield Tennis Academy staple.

This might be the most controversial thing ever posted on Gawker Media Inc.

This might be the most controversial thing ever posted on Gawker Media Inc.

There are true heroes out there in Ferguson

Reinsdorf makes Werner feed his fish when he's on vacation

...but a gay guy is the thing considered a "distraction."

"It is activism if you report on the Redskins non-stop."

Going a step further, seeing as Red Sox owner John Henry now owns Boston's paper of record, The Globe, I think it is something to be concerned about. So too does Deadspin, as seen in this post from last August describing the deal and the possible issues therein http://deadspin.com/red-sox-owner-…

I'd say it goes a bit deeper than that. The usual social structure shows that if you're good at sports you're also fairly popular, and if you're in a small enough town or school that could weigh in a lot of social influence. It's less about the sporting lives of these kids than the social structure built up around…

It is very interesting that, in a piece of journalism dedicated to showing how one man has lobbied and used his money, power, and access to fundamentally shape the media message around his team, the first comment you have is to ask this journalist what he has done as an activist.

No one has ever said that versmailitude would exclude old tycoon dick. Sadly.

"Dick and balls" is specific, while crotch is a general region. This leads me to write a sentence I did not ever want to put together, but, in the name of science...

Her father could only invade a Toledo Mudhend game. Always want the next generation to better your efforts.

Down With Deadspin's Kinja Competition Complex

So who gets to break it to him that Embiid's recruiting failed?

Tina Belcher has suddenly become very interested in this story.