“Kamala Harris wants to turn America into Venezuela!” shreiks the candidate also running on a platform of government-controlled commodities pricing, a policy that was at the core of Venezuela’s economic collapse.

“If I win, John Deere is going to be paying 200 percent,”

tRump is an idiot and a traitor.  So is anyone that still supports him.

I’m sure he has concepts of plans for that too.

Died in the cybertruck the other night because I couldn’t get out.

I can’t find any confirmation that it’s J2807 certified. Obviously we’ve seen it tow loads that would likely put more than 160lbs of downward force on the hitch, but between the lack of clear certification and Whistlin’ Diesel’s video, it does seem like there’s a real possibility that it didn’t clear the 2500 lb…

Isn’t the tech billionaire motto “forget certifications, let’s break stuff...”

Or is that just on submersibles? 

Don’t get dumped while using your BumperDumper. 

My guess is that the group of people were laughing because Musk likes to surround himself with “yes” people who will also laugh at his inappropriate and unfunny jokes.

He’s rich, so nothing will happen. If he was a regular person, he’d in sitting in a cell by now. 

“Well, one lesson I’ve learned is that just because I say something to a group and they laugh doesn’t mean it’s going to be all that hilarious as a post on X.” He later said, “Turns out that jokes are WAY less funny if people don’t know the context and the delivery is plain text.”

We have concluded our investigation: This man is an idiot 

So my wife is a rapper then? Because my God that woman can curse. In her early - late 20s she worked with commercial fishermen. To this day she can turn the air blue if something requires that vocabulary. Neither of our kids are big on swearing. We never hid it from them, but we did teach them about time and place,…

Literal lakefront property isn’t really the point, it’s that if we really do live out the climate change doomsday, only the wealthy will be able to live within 500 miles of the worlds biggest and most reliable source of clean drinking water, while everyone else drinks well water with iron and lead in it.

This already happened long ago. There is little desirable and affordable lake property in Michigan. There are places on the eastern shore of Lake Michigan that would make you think you’re in Malibu.

Wait....sea level rise provides more seafront property?? I guess if you’re a fish or dolphin or zebra mussel....

I hear Moldstar Gotors is available.

It’ll just re-open under a slightly different name two days later.

Fun fact for the fine folks of Michigan- as sea levels rise and climates warm, get ready for a bunch of rich folks to move to your most picturesque spots, jack up the prices and price you right out of your home and then call you unamerican for daring to be poor in their presence.