Seriously!

Because he’s a cultist.

“The truck tried to murder me today after it broke down on my first drive. Totally my fault though, still love Tesla!”

The Cybertruck is a “beast” in the same way that a Vespa scooter is a “hog.”

I wonder if they told him they would cover the repair if he made a positive post.

“I’m very pleased.”

“above and beyond” = Teslastan for doing the bare minimum, and only when insisting in public.

He’s likely already fully stocked on the kool-aid since he bought his “beast” to begin with (why do they keep calling them that?). But yeah, I’ve never seen someone so proud and happy after just having their 35-mile-old vehicle dumping out coolant. This is just weird.

I can’t understand why anybody would buy a Tesla right now while the management is all being laid off...

Sounds like they gave him a glass of Kool-Aid too....

You’re welcome.

Hitler 1.0 had Mein Kampf listing what he’d do if got into power. American Hitler has that Time article listing what this mentally ill criminal will do if he gets back into office—echo, echo.

Everyone should read the TIME interview - he is unhinged - and dangerously self-(and money)absorbed.

Someone explain to me how Donald The Criminal is not a psychopath.

“I saw the ad on social media”

Tis but a flesh wound

And it means they have to worry less about a surprise solar storm giving the entire crew radiation poisoning on the way.

Gee, sharp edges on corners of all doors, yet another “innovation” by Musk, no doubt.

“ARR, Mateys!”

That’s a nasty truck bite. Only one option now - he must be hunted and put down before he turns.