“The engineer told him the frunk increases in pressure every single time it closes and detects resistance, Judkins said. It’s going to assume you want to close the frunk and maybe something like a bag is getting in the way, which would make it close harder.”

Next time he should try with his Johnson. Will hopefully prevent yet more stupid people from being in this world.

Huh, who’d have thought that a product pushed through the pipeline by one of history’s most inept “engineers” would be dangerous to its owners?

Look if you’re in Nantucket it’s because you want to wear pink pants, eat fish sandwiches, flaunt your massive inherited wealth through extremely practical designer shoes, and slowly go mad in a creaky old mansion built 200 years ago by the widow of a whaling captain. Modern extravagances like the Cybertruck just…

I think it is an under-appreciated blessing that Elon and his cult members have given us is that in such divided and divisive times, we can unite to hate on and laugh at CT owners.

I am so tired of this, “lets disrupt the system” “everyone can be an expert” “science is just a conspiracy” garbage. We stand on the shoulders of giants who have given yes the wonders of science and technology we have today and we are diving off those shoulders to pile drive into the cold unyielding ground. We are all…

You know what? I’m good with seeing pictures of the Titanic. Send the ROVs down to the dead-in-a-millisecond depths and project the images on a big screen. I’ll pretend that the wreck is 5 feet in front of me from 12,000 feet above it.

Having eliminated multiple tiers of folks taking care of operational details, I’m sure Mr. Musk will employ his impressive organizational and management skills to keep Tesla on track, and won’t let himself be distracted by Twitter.

You crushed it bro.

Ironically, the answer to your last sentence is in your first sentence!

You could say they made a titanic mistake. 

It would be a fair response to having microtransactions foisted on you after the fact.

Dodge is planning the same thing for the Charger EV’s Stage 1 and Stage 2 kits for (smirk!) “adding” more horsepower to the vehicle.

Are jailbroken Teslas going to become a thing? 

If an office dedicated to handling serious legal issues is dismissing 97% of them, they’re not pursuing bad actors, they are bad actors themselves and are actively creating new, worse problems.

I wonder if Musk woke up and thought (what is the most dickish thing I can do today?”

the employees at Tesla who haven’t been caught up in job cuts have stepped in to help the would-be interns find new summer postings

Gee, that doesn’t seem sus at all...

I think Final Destination did a good job imprinting that fear into an entire generation.