Noticed that immediately...

Without, please.

I mean, I’m all for getting my mail quicker, so...

The clear solution is to just carry it in your ass. That way, nobody can steal it!

Just don’t sit down too quickly.

I was literally just about to post this.

They didn’t...hem the door skins?

Altima.

No no, you don’t understand: if you’re rich, such “laws of physics” do not apply to you.

I have two:

I just recently saw a delivery van that has pre-facelift DR/DH/D1 Ram headlights - stuck out immediately because of the “scallops” at the bottom.

I replaced the oil pump pickup seal (which bridges the engine-mounted oil pump and the oil-pan-mounted pickup) in our ‘14 Cruze Diesel a couple of summers ago and that was a lot of work. It isn’t typically considered “maintenance”, but over time it hardens up, becomes brittle, and can crack and suck in air instead of…

He’s a cheap prick - he’s only concerned it’ll lower his absurdly high paycheck.

Yep - I tend to wonder how often my Volt flashes the brake lights when I pull the regen paddle.

There are few things that infuriate me more when driving than being stuck behind someone who must touch the brakes every other second.

Wow. You know that when an HOA isn’t on the wrong side of something involving a certain person, that someone is an absolute pile of shit.

If NHTSA could stop shitting the bed with fundamentally misunderstanding adaptive headlights so that many of these aiming issues could become moot points, that’d be greeeeat....

How about just making the driving school mandatory in order to receive the car?

Nothing like hitting an unpredictable animal who then proceeds to beat the shit out of you.

Subarus.

The National Highway Traffic Safety Administration approved the lights in 2022.