How did this thing not have a camera to record this.

Typically when we do, it’s usually spaghetti, broken into smaller pieces and toasted in butter prior to being added in.

The City of Troy might even chip in a substantial amount.

Yeah, that makes sense - inner and outer hood panels.

I love the air-cleaner-sized hole in the hood, for the air cleaner that very clearly would have fit underneath. 

Oh, it’s put together like absolute shit, but damn does it look good. I’ve always liked the early and then the late second gens - just so happened my uncle bought this one new, and I took ownership of it back in 2016.

Always a fan of good patina...but perhaps I’m biased:

Air Conditioning...or worse: heat.

If I recall, the Mercury Cougars used a bank of relays for theirs, you could hear them loudly click away in the trunk.

If I recall, the 3G shutdown is also going to have a major impact on home security systems as well. 

Toyota (which, for whatever reason, was not at all mentioned in the main article) now apparently wants to start charging a subscription fee for 2018+ vehicles...to use remote start from the key fob.

They probably also store their hammers in that same drawer, too.

As long as they do not jump from a basement rafter and land on my arm, I am absolutely okay with Leggy Bois. 

I feel like there was just a video of one being used improperly on a freeway that took out a number of regular commuters rather than the actual vehicle they intended to.

If they land on me, then that’s too low, otherwise, never too low.

This is a good point.

Didn’t you just say this was your most reliable vehicle?

This makes sense as to why it was impossible to get the Old Spice spray AP I’ve been using for years. Too bad I like it and it works really well, so, yep, still gonna use that. I’ve always held my breath for...a while...when spraying it because it’s a damn cloud.

Any of the V6 Challengers or Chargers that Dodge thought it a good idea to dress up as a Scat Pack.

I think that was intentional...and apparently the author completely missed the reference.