You have a 10mm to drop? Normally they’ve lost themselves before you can lose it.

You are a monster.

So it was fine, right?

Though she’s not actually credited, that is indeed Tron: Legacy star and Booksmart director Olivia Wilde in the role of Gozer this time around.

Splinter Cell: Blacklist was the last proper Splinter Cell game to be released

Absolutely-Unhinged-Dracula? Sign me up.

The thing is in fantastic shape. There are a few cracks in the dash, the AC doesn’t work, and there are some small dings here and there. Plus the Jeep has a rebuilt title due to a fender bender, but overall, the XJ is gorgeous, and I’m sure someone will buy it soon.

I’ve honestly considered those rim guard things they sell now for my wife’s car.

The Pioneer NEX touchscreen I put in my Cobalt (for wired/wireless Android Auto, mainly) has a DVD drive and can play movies.

So Nascar is now kink-shaming? For shame!

Wait, is it supposed to look like that?

In all honesty, the 2021 G Power was pretty disappointing - it’s worse in almost every metric than the 2020 G Power...and the latter costs slightly more to reflect that (but we’re talking about $20).

We all feel the same pain in any other vehicle with a Ram pickup behind us.

When we go to visit my in-laws for a week or so, we always bring our own knives.

The first one opened in Michigan (metro Detroit) earlier this year, and I’m not entirely sure it still isn’t an absolute zoo.

Well the answer to “how is traffic?” obviously is just “yes”.

Tray sliding is a blast! Works great in snow too.

What happened to doing donuts in a parking lot behind a building like the rest of us?

I mean shit, Don Cheadle being recast into Terrance Howard’s role was pretty much seamless, so in all honesty, it could be done pretty easily, especially with all the Wakandian tech innovations in facial reconstructive surgery. 

My $800 Cavalier on General Altimax Arctics was an absolute beast in the snow. Had a great sound system, fantastic heat (and remote start) and an absurd level of ground clearance. It was legitimately unstoppable in snow. And dirt cheap to the point where if something happened, it wasn’t any kind of major financial…