It’s not really merch, but it still deserves a mention. This:

I’m pretty sure Eugene was acting. He’s pretty good at lying, if you recall.

I’ve never flown first class, but from all the aspirational posters airlines tout of their top-tier accommodation it looks like quite a nice place to be.

They don’t actually shift to neutral while coasting - the engine goes into decel fuel cut, so you end up motoring the engine via the drivetrain while saving significantly more fuel than dropping down to idle in neutral.

They’ve been doing this since like Far Cry 3 or 4.

Yeah, but I’ll be happy, so...

Yup. Had a buddy in college with a ‘95 Olds 88 hydrolock itself after a...spirited drive...

Well technically it didn’t...until it did.

There’s no real reason that charging an electric car should cost more than filling up a gas-powered car if you’re charging your EV at home and for free at work. (I guess if you own your own oil derrick, you might have a different story to tell.)

Well yeah, I mean, gotta go full stupid, right?

Ah yes, full-”throttle” acceleration on a road with an almost immediate curve. Everyone’s preferred choice of location!

I’ve not rented many, so it’s easy: by far the most memorable was the 2015 Camaro 2SS/RS convertible we rented for our honeymoon out in San Francisco. That thing was an absolute blast along the PCH.

And I mean literally, what, 5 minutes into the game, you fall and are impaled on a spike. And that injury is carried throughout the game.

These assholes, apparently.

Some of it is fine and I enjoy it on occasion. 

Hmm...yeah, I’m not entirely sure this is any easier than a programmable coffee maker that just...has it ready for you in the morning.

I basically have to anymore. Especially with certain foods (seems to usually be a steak, or pork tenderloin - ones that stand out to me), if I eat too quickly, it basically just stacks up in my esophagus and is extremely painful. I have to then basically go cough it up (at least it’s not been in my stomach yet) until…

Car & Driver:

Correct. Compared to other trucks and especially to off-road focused trucks.

“El Niño is Spanish for...The Niño”