Meh, I’d rather spend far less for something better that I don’t need to be “chosen” to purchase.

Make sure the crossovers are impossible to differentiate from the cars.

You know it’s already in the back of his mind.

I guess after three, I’d also be sick of driving a car that constantly pulls in the direction of the nearest pedestrian. 

Sweet, now all VWs will have their names changed to a potentially-confusing (Infinity more-so, Cadillac less-so) alphanumeric scheme.

The strike has cost GM output of more than 8,000 vehicles a day, according to analysts at IHS Markit. With each vehicle averaging about $8,000 in earnings before interest and taxes, and the walkout affecting nearly nine production days, GM has missed out on as much as $544 million in profit, based on calculations…

Because it has the correct badge?

I’ve started to do this for some of our pasta dish leftovers. Since the pasta will “absorb” the sauce (which is why reheated pasta always tastes so god damn good), it can dry out - but adding the cooking water in there when we pack it up helps make it perfect!

So, I presume, it is not advisable to shake the controller?

Yeah, but don’t you worry - the United States will pick up those “left over” 8 hours and tack them onto our work week!

And you didn’t become best friends with said snake, instead of kicking it out of your house, why?

They sure weren’t kidding about discarded plastic in our waters!

How to stop being friends with someone, very rapidly:

From what I hear, McLaren dealerships are actually pretty accommodating even to those who clearly don’t have the means to purchase the car.

As long as the music isn’t able to be heard out front, why does it matter what they’re listening to? They spend most of their time in there, you don’t - seems pretty simple, no?

(Slightly) Off-center tailpipes, however, generally are not.

It’s a good thing he didn’t have a massive pit stain at the same time.

Like how, in discussion (on Facebook) about whiskey with one of my friends (who has far too many bottles of the stuff), and my uncle, my friend proceeded to talk about the “jap” whiskey.

And also, incorrect.

What if, like, you know, it was a wagon?