I’m all for Trump going down in flames, as long as he doesn’t take us all with him.

Eagle Scout, Assistant Scoutmaster, and merit badge instructor here: This is fine.

Honestly, Scouting needs to be more inclusive if it wants to survive. The Mormon Church was unofficially running the show for a long time (hence the shitty track record towards the LGBTQ+ community), and only recently announced they…

If you’re a black atheist trying dating blerds. It’s not the biggest dating pool, but you pretty much know what you’re getting.

How do you rate the quality of a Harriot piece? You look at how many rampant racists fill the grays.

It was picked up not because of anything he was wearing, but a bit more to do with how he climbed on a moving schoolbus and went batshit.

You can’t lose what you don’t already have.

This is the moment where Mitt’s soul shrivels away like a slug left too long in the sun.

I find the head to be too chewy and gamey.

Friend, mix a dash of sriracha into a little mayo. Maybe a drop or two of lemon.

Welcome to the 23rd Century.

Read literally anything from the foreign policy press on Tillerson or State. It does not hold up whatsoever.

“...have proved to be beacons of stability...”

Texas Pete anyone else put that on tortilla chips?

Shhh...

Maybe it’s a publicity stunt. I’ve never heard of a half-announced wedding.

This kind of thing is why its completely impossible for me to hate John Cena as much as I want to.