My god...you like the Writer’s Almanac?

“...An honorable man who gave up his country to fight for his state...”

You are literately not contractually obligated to post this.

One of the most infuriating things about this deranged hellscape that all we now live in is that any time a member of Trump’s administration makes the vaguest, flimsiest gesture towards basic human-level brain activity, he’s automatically raised up and lauded as a “strong voice of civility and good judgement in…

The thing that I love the most about this movie is that “the Kid” is done almost as a Dracula or a Phantom of the Opera character:

Greg Pence looks like a little wooden boy who was turned into a human being by the blue fairy.

And then Darth Vader Ginsberg.

If I was a trained, knowledgeable psychiatrist, I might describe him as a psychopath.

“Be human.”

Fish! Sea greens! Plankton and protein from the sea!

Also, if anyone finds this spine, here’s a current picture of Rex Tillerson so you know who to return it to:

I forgot all about that picture...Jesus H. Christ.

“#Starvation Machetes” sounds like the name a truly awful DJ from Toronto or some shit.

Well, true, the character did get a dressing-down, but those moments are really far and few between on the show.

Eh - go ahead and blame Ayn Rand anyway. She deserves it.

“I regret what I said deeply and I am not the racist the media portrays me as,” Smith said.

In sum: respondents don’t “wanna be, y’know, like, racist racist...”

“There’s a lot of hearsay going around town that I’m not a good mother and it’s my fault and if I hadn’t let my son out, it would have never happened to him. So I’m getting a lot of negativity,” she says.

“His comments must be observed in their totality to understand their context. He was attempting to de-escalate a situation involving an uncooperative passenger. In context, his comments were clearly aimed at attempting to gain compliance by using the passenger’s own statements and reasoning to avoid making an arrest.”

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