Yeah, NH is chock-full of nutters. You name ‘em - anarcho-libertarian crazies, white-supremacists, paranoid wannabe militiamen, fundamentalist Christians - NH’s got ‘em.

You are the hero that Gotham City deserves.

Worse than garbage.

There. Fixed this.

Thank you, sir, for your brave appeal to sit back and do nothing because you’re “tired.” Yes, a truly inspiring call to inaction.

“[MOVIES]? Oh, hell yeah - I [WATCHED] all the [ADJECTIVE][MOVIES]. On [FILM REEL/VHS/BETA/SUPERVIDEO/LASERDISC/DVD/BLU-RAY/HD VIDEO]. I [WATCHED] them until I knew everything to know about [REFERENCE].”

I think it was Alex Cox who said it best: Steven Spielberg isn’t a film director - he’s a confectioner.

I’m changing mine to Terminator Falcon-God 9000.

...It was a full moon

It’s really, really good! It gets under your skin.

I’m not getting tired of watching it.

Ha! Say It Aint’ So...You were a pretty cool kid!

New Hampshire: Live Free or Die

What? No, that’s just a picture from the 1982 John Carpenter movie The Thing.

Y’know....the thing.

Anyone else see Leslie Odom Jr. as “The Doctor” and immediately expect him to leap to his feet and start running around with a sonic screwdriver?

My brother was once in a record shop and overhead a father explaining Danzig to his 11 year-old son:

MY SELF-RIGHTEOUS ASSHOLERY IS SUCH THAT I AM CURRENTLY BEYOND ALL-CAPS AND STEADILY ARRIVING AT ALWAYS-CAPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

...you never liked my pancak-oh, that does it! NO ONE MAKES DISPARAGING REMARKS ABOUT MY ABILITY TO COOK DELICIOUS BREAKFASTS FOR OTHERS!!!

You swine!! I will angrily grab you by the shirt collar and hurl you out of the nearest window in a totally unreasonable and disrespectful way!!!