You dare to dare people?! YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW, PUNK!!!!!

Alliteratively, “Potter’s preclusion of Malfoy’s partnership proposal parallels Peanuts’ Violet and Charlie Brown.”

I saw All You Need is Kill Edge of Tomorrow Live, Die, Repeat and it was enjoyable, thanks in large part to exo-suits, monsters, and watching Cruise’s character die dozens and dozens and dozens of times.

Rar.

I overheard some co-workers saying more or less the same thing today, only without a drop of irony.

Rule of thumb seems to be: if it’s absolutely depressing and stupid, and it’s Trump, then yes - it’s always real.

Followed immediately by slow applause from the gathered waitstaff.

Well, that’s not entirely fair...

Nuke from orbit. Only safe way.

It would all be so funny if it wasn’t so sad.

I’d tell you to be ashamed of yourself for this little stunt, but you’re a troll or bigot and either way, I’m not sure that you’re capable of feeling shame.

What?!

Midnight Special good and strange, and I enjoyed every fuckin’ minute of watching it!

APPROVES.

Agreed. Trey Parker and Matt Stone are old, flabby men who need to quit their old, flabby show.

And if the photograph used for this article is any evidence, it’s a face that’s physically struggling to prevent his soul from escaping through his mouth and nostrils...

Agrees.

My father once told me that the happiest day of his life was when he learned that my brother and I didn’t need braces, because there was no way he could have afforded it.

You’re right - it’s all so absurd. They knew he was a toxic human being from his very first tweet. They all knew.