I’m in the absolute minority, I’m sure, but seriously? Nolan’s trilogy is excessively overestimated.

Tom King is the best thing that’s happened to DC comics in a very long time

“We also indignantly rise in anger at being compared to the likes of Lindsey Graham”. - The World Wide Guild of Professional Toadies and Lickspittles

I think you should apologize, Sean. There is no excuse for such insulting comparisons to the noble weasel. They are perfectly decent animals, and deserve better.

Tom King is the best thing that’s happened to DC in a very long time. Him, along with Tomasi, Gleason and Tynion, have revitalized the Batman/Superman relationship back from the dreck the New 52 put it in, and I could not be more thankful. 

Hey now, the Doctor only collected one Stone on Earth.

I don’t think Tillerson is as sane as you think he is.

Lake WobeGTFO!

Yeah, like it’s 1000% not the point (and is maybe actually contrary to the point, because the point is that this kind of shit happens *everywhere*, not just with people we don’t like) but GOD I FUCKING HATE GARRISON FUCKING KEILLOR AND HIS WHOLE MISERABLE SMARMY AESTHETIC SO FUCKING MUCH GAAAAAAAH!

Yes.

So if he were Japanese it wouldn’t be racist, but because he’s white it becomes racist retroactively?

Bitcoin isn’t real?

Yes, some things done by a white person are racist when they would not be racist if done by a non-white person, because racism is about systemic power.

No, we wouldn’t. And if you don’t like the articles, feel free to not be here anymore.

My “fuck, I’m old” moment came when I was sitting in the theater and a pre-trailer promo for Jumanji described the original as “a beloved classic from your childhood.” I always remembered it as a middling Robin Williams comedy with crummy CGI effects and that one weird scene where all the adults panic and start…

This is the correct take.

People born after 200? So everyone? Except, I don’t know, the vampire pope?

Stop blaming shit on my generation. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have some avocado toast to eat.

And here I thought he was sexy because he was tall, good looking and ripped.