You can’t lose what you don’t already have.

This is the moment where Mitt’s soul shrivels away like a slug left too long in the sun.

I find the head to be too chewy and gamey.

Friend, mix a dash of sriracha into a little mayo. Maybe a drop or two of lemon.

Read literally anything from the foreign policy press on Tillerson or State. It does not hold up whatsoever.

“...have proved to be beacons of stability...”

Texas Pete anyone else put that on tortilla chips?

Shhh...

Maybe it’s a publicity stunt. I’ve never heard of a half-announced wedding.

If 20 dead white elementary school kids in an affluent community didn’t do it, I don’t think anything will.

So, when will the white community do something about their love of guns and violence? When are they going to do something about their need to inflict pain and suffering on large swaths of people to make up for their own inadequacies. When are white people going to do something about their people’s terrorist tendencies…

Wholesome huh? So McCray and White have both had incidents of domestic violence...that’s quite wholesome.

By the time you have one of the titular protagonists of the show giving apparently sincere speeches about how hard it is to be smart,

What a fresh take, you’ve boldly gone where no one has gone before.

Stop fucking browsing at work with your speaker volume up, idiot.

And bricking someone up in a disused tunnel is a common punishment in English public schools.

This kind of thing is why its completely impossible for me to hate John Cena as much as I want to.