I’m glad she said yes. I know brooding is his thing but a little joy would be nice.

Shouldn’t his name be Harry SuaROOOOOOOOO then?

I would read this!

Pfft. Let me know when you’ve done the biography of Salacious Crumb and how he subtly manipulated the events that lead to Jaba’s downfall so that he could step into the organised crime power vacuum left by his death. THAT’s the story that demands to be told.

Intricate! Take de star.

That he even has a name beyond “extra in wolfman costume” is already too much.

This whole thing about R5-D4 is what I hate the most about fan theories and expanded universe novels. It can’t just be that R5 was a droid with a bad motivator, can it? No, it has to be a hero, or a Jedi, or a noble sacrifice. Everything in the SW expanded universe has to be so laboriously convoluted and nothing can…

Shhh...

Just make a good movie.

I think analogous thoughts when I’m shaving: “Here I am, a more or less normal human, so I don’t need a laser to shave, just this sharp blade, but luckily the blade is enclosed in a plastic case that makes it unlikely that I’ll cut myself. Here I go, then, running the blade over the contours of my face — but not the…

You mean you don’t analyze every single step in your mind when you shave?

Just go full mullet, Henry, while you’re at it.

Seems liked theyve pinned each other down plenty of times.

Maybe it’s a publicity stunt. I’ve never heard of a half-announced wedding.

If 20 dead white elementary school kids in an affluent community didn’t do it, I don’t think anything will.

So, when will the white community do something about their love of guns and violence? When are they going to do something about their need to inflict pain and suffering on large swaths of people to make up for their own inadequacies. When are white people going to do something about their people’s terrorist tendencies…

Stop fucking browsing at work with your speaker volume up, idiot.

This kind of thing is why its completely impossible for me to hate John Cena as much as I want to.