Men sure are emotional and irrational lately. I think we need to stop letting them make statements, run things, and read the news until we can get a handle on what’s happening.

There is so much fury concentrated in my body that I may reach critical mass. If I ever see you on my street again, I am going to carelessly tear papers out of your binder and pee on them!

(what have i done)?

Son of a bitch, I will burn down your lemonade stand!

Bernie?

I know, early voting yada yada, but this country and its voters just fill me with despair and disgust.

You have to teach him to be human first...

There is a list a mile long headed with “Can someone teach Trump how to...” including:

We’re you responding to yourself as a joke or did you mess up switching screen names?

Efficiently??? This is like the fourth time he’s been embroiled in essentially the same scandal. Huma has the patience of a Saint, frankly.

It shouldn’t have taken this GD long.

I’m a little confused. They’re a queer band called “Power Bottom”, but the lead singer is a straight male who may have sexually assaulted a straight woman?

The damage caused by Roger Ailes is truly breathtaking in its impact and scope. Professionally, he was a proto-Rove Richard Nixon accomplice and enabler who went on to found the most powerful and pervasive propaganda network in modern history, which was profoundly responsible for training millions to disregard…

I’m sad only because we won’t get to experience the joy of finding out he died ever again.

This absolutely does not make up for Chris Cornell.

I think she’s being careful with her words. She doesn’t want the conservatives to go on and on about how she’s leading a witch hunt, etc, etc which they will do anyway, but I think she’s trying to prevent that as much as possible. She’s like, lets find out the facts. Then we will move forward.

And yet McCain is still being a waffling “well, we’d prefer he didn’t but he can because president,” shill.

The original was funnier, Ms. Schumer. 

I got ripped a new one on here for even mentioning that this remark from Dave was totally fucked up. I’m glad that even he can admit it now.