That’s why you gotta wear a helmet.

As a white straight cis male, I feel like we should get credit and fanfare whenever we are finally well represented in a major cultural franchise. It’s a big deal — like, we’ve only ever had 12 out of the 12 Doctors! Or all the James Bonds! We only got the first dozen or so Marvel movies!

“Nobody likes you.”

Well, lah-dee-da. Look at the super-woke person over there, everyone! Admire their alluring step, their silky elocution, their incomparable style, their undeniable spiffyness. Ignore their inability to understand the power of default assumption when it comes to sexuality and cultural norms. They treat everyone…

Speaking as an LGBT person:

Cultural memory is short. Lack of representation means that simply staying silent slowly leads to erasure and then back to ignorance. The less represented, the faster this happens. That’s why black pride, LGBTQ pride, Asian pride, etc., matters in a country that is more diverse than any other in the world, yet is…

You forgot to point out it also includes Wonder Woman’s plane...

After this last election, I find myself being uncomfortable with about a third of the people in the United States. There’s probably a correlation with the third mentioned here and the third I’m referring to.

False, you remove it from the box so you just have the bag. Then you twist the bag to get more velocity.

That’s not the substance of this article, which was written by a religious person, at all.

You know, I want Michael Caine to play Rachel Summers. He would lend a certain gravitas and dignity to the role.

Also, you can be an adult and have friends of the opposite gender. If you’re an adult and in a trusting, committed relationship, this should not be a problem, Mike Pence.

The fact that Pence is so adamant about the rules makes me think that it’s a mix of paternalism and him having cheated at some point.

Pro tip from a woman: If you want to “respect your wife,” then don’t cheat on her, or flirt with other women, or be a prop in an administration that is an international embarrassment. None of that precludes you from have a normal business relationship with other women, which often includes eating. You know, the thing…

Uday and Qusay?

Well they’re being led by the most incompetent unfit person ever to walk into the Oval Office.

So the best thing would be if Cable continually blinks in and out of time, coming back as a different actor throughout the movie.

Too many women, especially women of color, have had a lifetime of practice taking precisely these kinds of indignities in stride,” Clinton said.

God’s Debris is the first non-Dilbert, non-humor book by best-selling author Scott Adams