Having at one time worked for a bank, can confirm: do not use Zelle unless you know 1000% the person and number you are sending it to. There is almost no recourse to recoup your money even if you mistype a number and accidentally send money somewhere you don’t know.

2000, Central Virginia. $.98 or so

I feel like I read that Fox would not allow producers to kill a sitting President on 24, so I was more expecting a situation where President Father of the Dude is in a coma or something and out for the rest of the season. But I was clearly wrong.

I’m sure that attacks on trans-folk this year alone will dwarf that list of yours. It’s a matter of perspective.

Pardon me, sir ... but the header picture is clearly from the end of the first film, I Know What You Did Last Summer, and not the second, more inferior film. If it weren’t for the fact that I have seen both more than God intended, I likely could have been duped as well.

However, DVDs are pretty damn cheap, especially if they are older than 2 years so it’s basically the same price to own. Hell, wait until Black Friday and you’ll find oodles of decent movies on DVD for under $2 and on Blu-ray under $5.

One day, possibly as early as this weekend, I will spend upwards of $200 on the complete Law & Order collection on DVD (not that SVU crap). It is not streaming anywhere and the 13 cable channels that show reruns generally keep within the same three to four seasons.

Jesus. I hate those goddamn Cordell and Cordell commercials with every fiber of my being. The guy sounds so sanctimonious like he is curing cancer instead of being a divorce lawyer and the way he says “guys” plucks my nerves. It’s more like “gahs.” Fuck that place.

That’s why I’ve started buying only diet soda. No one else will touch it.

Apparently, I have already blocked this guy so likely not.

Just wait for all the conservative snowflakes bitching about this. Oh, wait. That already happened?

My signature was more or less legible until I got a job where I had to sign two dozen papers a day. Then it turned into [First Initial] squiggly line [Last Initial] squiggly line. It’s never reverted back.

I’m not only angry that SVU (a pale impression of the far superior original) is not only still on TV, but I cannot get the OG Law & Order on streaming anywhere! Do I really have to buy the $150 box set?

I’m reminded on Kuato from Total Recall.

Ditto Karz for Kids. Fuck off kiddos. Get a better song and maybe I’ll give you a car one day.

Since the Lethal Weapon show is pretty good considering how it could have turned out, sure, why not?

This book cover is burned into my brain even though the contents escape me. That refuge camp passage is chilling regardless of your age however.

Where does one acquire some primo hospital socks without the requisite stay? All the ones I find on Amazon have horrible reviews pointing to the lack of “grippies” and saying they are very thin.

Unfortunately now all those bad apples are at the top, contaminating everythingthe whole way down.

Around 2005-ish, I came down with Bell’s Palsy. Prior to the face numbness and sagging, I had a horrific pain right behind my ear which I guess is where some nerve bundle is. About 48 hours later, I thought I was having a stroke. Scary stuff.