Awesome, I had been looking for a kind of financial arrangement that would allow me to trade in one of the few remaining hopes your average person has of building any wealth over the course of their lives.

I think these people took this movie way too seriously.

Thank you! I remember when these squat stools first became popular. I was almost sold on one myself, but when I started looking for real scientific studies to confirm the benefits, I found absolutely nothing. The only claims I did find are from companies trying to sell the stupid things, and they’ve done a fantastic…

Thank you! I remember when these squat stools first became popular. I was almost sold on one myself, but when I…

Hey asshole, you ever tried going #2 standing up?!?!?!?

You can buy a two pack of the 32 oz model at your local costco for the price of one on Amazon even with the discount.

You can buy a two pack of the 32 oz model at your local costco for the price of one on Amazon even with the discount.

If CBS is willing to fire members of their NFL crew over fans’ complaints why hasn’t.... well, basically everyone, been fired yet?

This has zero to do with this post but I’m watching a documentary about Babe Ruth and it turns out he was shot in the leg in a bar by his mistress. So if you ever get the question what do Aqib Talib, Plaxico Burress and Babe Ruth have in common? The answer is they all suffered a gun shot wound to their leg in a bar.

This reminds me of the autonomous car debates where while the driver in the ‘autonomous’ car has agreed to the risks associated with using such a system, those around him haven’t.

So is Concourse going to become all the stupid hot take political stuff that used to be on Gawker? I can’t tell if that’s good or terrible news.

People fucking up my property value is my business. My money, my business. See how that works?

They should collectively hire an artist to paint each side of the trailer with a scene that looks like what's behind the trailer. I bet the owner would be cool with that.

I met him once. We crossed paths on Media Day for Raiders v Bucs Super Bowl. I asked him on camera about No. 1 defense vs No. 1 offense but beforehand as we walked over to a semi-empty space he said “Let me help you with that” and plucked the tripod off my shoulder and carried it for me. CLASS ACT

We passed 40 some Smart Cars on the way to Devils Tower in Wyoming in the wife’s stations wagon. I would not use the world “Haul ass” to describe a smart car. I would use the word mobile obstruction

I hope the woman finds out and sues the ever loving crap out of her.

Yeah... Being a “professional” drifter seems a lot like being a professional masturbator. I’m sure one can really become skilled with sufficient practice, but it just doesn’t seem to rise to the level of a profession.

I learned a pretty important lesson about this a few years back when the Nuggets had training camp at my school for two weeks. You have to be very careful about the way athletes are portrayed in the media both good and bad. By far the nicest most courteous professional athlete I’ve ever met was Kenyon Martin of all…

Jesus christ. Tables? Someone (VW) should be publishing a god damned application to take care of those calculations for you.

Was the Franchise Tag not negotiated during collective bargaining sessions? How the hell can players say no this this? I’m not sticking up for the owners, it seems like Franchise Tag doesn’t even matter anymore.

I have to agree here. I've had this conversation I don't know how many times—here on deadspin even. To say that what you major in doesn't matter is just utterly false. People always throw up, "Most employers are just looking for ANY degree. That gets you in the door. What you do from there depends on YOU." That's not…

Really should consider changing the title to “Liberal Arts Majors Are Bullshit”.