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Write a 3 sentence short story or joke incorporating Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, Aaron Hernandez, Tom Brady, and Bill Belichick.

You 3 must all get ‘star this post’ tatoos above your starfish.

We have had this vacuum for a few years. We loved it at first for quick cleanups, but would still use the corded for extended vacuuming. For at least a year now, we have abandoned this in the corner because the passage between the rotating mechanism and the upright vacuum always getting clogged with debris or holding

We have had this vacuum for a few years. We loved it at first for quick cleanups, but would still use the corded for

Maybe Gizmodo can have a feature on stadium light designs from around the world.

The concourse is ruining deadspin. Too many posts.

Can you bring back the former Gawker page code that made it so when I scroll up, the other blog names appear instantly without going all the way to the top?

The more lifted trucks I see spewing black smoke, the more I agree with the lobbying group. Today people for power, tomorrow they will mod autopilot.

It’s just Ace and Gary out for a few test laps.

the world would be better if no one ever uttered the “word” shandy. sure it might taste fine, but the name has a bad mouthfeel.

What about the fires / mile statistic?

Perhaps nobody will give it a chance because of the show’s stupid name. Who can really be sure if the name is mocking Black Lives Matter or pandering to those saying XYZ Lives Matter?

Is there a stripped for parts modification table? Can I trade in a chassis / engine and get full price?

How do you pick which random Amazon product to plug? Seriously asking.

How do you pick which random Amazon product to plug? Seriously asking.

It is not streaking if you aren’t naked.

Doug birth control DeMuro

Some rules in all sports will require a judgment call. What shouldn’t require a judgement call is knowing how much time is left in the game!

“Deadspin has acquired video footage”

Perhaps he has been made aware “People 65+ represented 14.5% of the population in the year 2014 but are expected to grow to be 21.7% of the population by 2040" and will be preparing to market other products as well such as

Everyone misheard you, thought you said did anyone sex Mutombo.