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Anybody check with Mutombo?

Well!? Did he dance back at him!?

Why the fuck is he driving? Get a driver or an Uber, dude!

I always autocorrect his name to Rapistburger.

I remember an old commercial with a small granny in the driver’s seat and her beset-upon son (grandson), a rather lage guy, in the passenger seat.

There’s always the aftermarket!

Theremin.

HEAR HEAR!

I wish I could agree with you, but I don’t buy it. By the time this becomes normal, anyone in their late 40’s- early 60's now maybe be comfortable with autonomous cars because they are comfortable with the modern technological age we live in.

Will it baby?

Will it baby? As in: a baby carseat in the middle and 2 boosters in the back seat? Family of 5 here...

Who do you think will lose more appeals, Brady or Aaron Hernandez?

1. They haven’t made a Supra replacement

Those Dyson hand dryers are shitty anyway. I have big hands and every time my hands end up touching the sides of the thing. Which I can only assume helps spread bacteria even more.

When you are 36 you just drink while you do laundry.

Classic? 1995? Have a word with yourself young man.

What about the homophobic implications of the “sausage fest” chant?