Yeah... Being a “professional” drifter seems a lot like being a professional masturbator. I’m sure one can really become skilled with sufficient practice, but it just doesn’t seem to rise to the level of a profession.

I learned a pretty important lesson about this a few years back when the Nuggets had training camp at my school for two weeks. You have to be very careful about the way athletes are portrayed in the media both good and bad. By far the nicest most courteous professional athlete I’ve ever met was Kenyon Martin of all…

Jesus christ. Tables? Someone (VW) should be publishing a god damned application to take care of those calculations for you.

Was the Franchise Tag not negotiated during collective bargaining sessions? How the hell can players say no this this? I’m not sticking up for the owners, it seems like Franchise Tag doesn’t even matter anymore.

I have to agree here. I've had this conversation I don't know how many times—here on deadspin even. To say that what you major in doesn't matter is just utterly false. People always throw up, "Most employers are just looking for ANY degree. That gets you in the door. What you do from there depends on YOU." That's not…

Really should consider changing the title to “Liberal Arts Majors Are Bullshit”.

You’re looking for a white female, middle age, dyed blond hair, 5' to 5'6", loves to post Minion memes on Facebook.
What I want from each and every one of you is a hard target search of every Applebees, Talbots, RackRoom Shoes, wine bars, Lane Bryant, Starbucks.

Anybody check with Mutombo?

Well!? Did he dance back at him!?

Why the fuck is he driving? Get a driver or an Uber, dude!

I always autocorrect his name to Rapistburger.

I remember an old commercial with a small granny in the driver’s seat and her beset-upon son (grandson), a rather lage guy, in the passenger seat.

There’s always the aftermarket!

Theremin.

HEAR HEAR!

I wish I could agree with you, but I don’t buy it. By the time this becomes normal, anyone in their late 40’s- early 60's now maybe be comfortable with autonomous cars because they are comfortable with the modern technological age we live in.

Will it baby?

Will it baby? As in: a baby carseat in the middle and 2 boosters in the back seat? Family of 5 here...

Who do you think will lose more appeals, Brady or Aaron Hernandez?