1. They haven’t made a Supra replacement

Those Dyson hand dryers are shitty anyway. I have big hands and every time my hands end up touching the sides of the thing. Which I can only assume helps spread bacteria even more.

When you are 36 you just drink while you do laundry.

Classic? 1995? Have a word with yourself young man.

What about the homophobic implications of the “sausage fest” chant?

The BRZ is already in the middle of the car. You are just sitting closer to back of the car. Its called Front Midship engine, Rear-wheel-drive Or Front Mid-engine, or “FMR”.

If Miller’s teams keep losing to unranked opponents, the only thing that’s going to hit a fan is shit.

Replace “a Subaru” with “any car”.

“Bagged, Stance, Stretched” All of these should never touch a Subaru.

“He should be apologizing for all the goddamn weeds in his yard.”

This is a trick question. No one who reads the Gawker family of sites shaves (that includes the women of Jezebel).

This is a trick question. No one who reads the Gawker family of sites shaves (that includes the women of Jezebel).

Their concerts are a bourbon sweat infused dance party. Great times.

I have a Canyon Diesel on order with a target production week of 2/8/16. I’ve been keeping tabs on the status of a lot of other people’s orders via the Coloradofans.com forum and there has been a lot of bs going on. TPWs that get assigned, hold steady and then suddenly disappear. Statuses that move all the way to…