It takes an impressive level of stupidity to shout “Build the Wall” at an Indigenous People’s March...

Sadly, this was the perfect outcome for those on the Right. The perfect headline to fear monger to their racist base that’s consumed with not wanting to become the minority in America and fearful of brown people in America. Brietbart and Fox News are milking it for all it’s worth. It’s also a distraction for them…

I think it’s weird he’s ashamed of something natural and out of his control - like being bald - but not ashamed of any of the actually horrible shit he says and does.

It’s like watching Darth Vader remove his mask.

Republican in the front, skinhead in the back.

The best part is that he uses so much product that it actually makes gales affect his “hair” worse.

Don’t joke. We don’t know the gravity of the hit to Newton’s apples.

How come women can’t go sleeveless when Paul Ryan is allowed to go spineless?

To make up for it, Aaron signed a new deal with Just For Men.

If this investigation doesn’t lead to trump being impeached, the little faith I have in our democracy will be completely dead.

Tried to dissolve a body in it?

1/3 of Trump voters think the Emancipation Proclamation was a mistake.

If only Mr. Adelson had pulled out 83 years earlier.

This is me today

I hope it kills him. With pain.

“He has not been a person to do staged events for the sake of doing staged events.”

Meanwhile Dump’s security team holds him back as he shrieks that they’re HIS TOYS, no one else can play with them, MOM IT’S NOT FAIR!

Another name is Future Traitors.

This advice is only good for about the next month. Because after that, we’ll all be in hell.

I feel like there was a missed opportunity for the term “Fanvalanche.” You’re welcome.