...it seems weird that a mortgage company’s logo is an upside-down house

I think it’s more like;

Last time I saw your wife it was more fescue than rough.

I always putt from my wife’s rough, which is very near home plate

I’ll be honest, I didn’t even remember Kid Rock existed until a coworker sent this to me. So I guess this got him in the public eye for a brief minute.

Wow, I knew Cleveland isn’t the wealthiest place but I thought they could afford the bread for a shit sandwich.

that. but also: take your AR-15 up against Unca Sam, he’ll just laugh and laugh, and then run you over with an Abrams tank. Or a nuclear powered aircraft carrier. Or an intercontinental missile.

Is your right to have an AR-15 really worth 26 dead children? At some point, enough is enough. Your right to own whatever gun you want shouldn’t come at that steep a price for everyone else.

These heroes in their own internal narrative actually think the 2nd amendment is so they can take up arms against their own government should it become tyrannical.

and we have a well regulated militia. its called the fucking national guard so like this second amendment average citizen thing has never made sense to me. THE OPENING LINE IS ABOUT A MILITIA. If you have a weapon of war with zero regulation, and you aren’t in a militia. It. Doesn’t. Cover. You.

He does have the support of at least one Gelatinous Cube.

I’ve used this once before, but I can’t resist..

Nah,that would be one of these:

I send them to my wife as a joke when I’m lying in bed next to her and she’s reading on her phone.

Did you see the bit on Full Frontal where Sam showed Cruz talking about the trans gender bathroom issues and of course he supports the birth certificate bathroom law “because he has two young daughters and doesn’t want to think about some man stalking in the bathrooms and doing God knows what”.

They also have more torque than god, so their requirements are a bit different.

I am an addict. I will stay up and watch every minute, like I did last night! I was exhausted this morning, but one look at tonight’s schedule and I am ready to go again!

The invocation, yes. Other racing series too, like Indycar.

Duck Dynasty and NASCAR all in one spot? Was anyone in the crowd not related to each other?

Thanks for the tip!