Chris Brown is going to be so proud when the baby starts kicking.

While I am ostensibly in favor of doing things however the lady in question prefers, my first option is ALWAYS PAY and I am not going to feel like I have successfully manned if we go dutch (or worse, she pays). The last girl I went out with told me that she'd been online dating for like, a year, and guys hadn't so…

Looking forward to "American Horror Story: Let's All Move To LA For No Reason."

Pretty clever: she dressed up as one of the few people with even less talent than she has.

Is it really that hard? Are the CW not casting shows anymore?

Speaking of phoned-in voice overs by illustrious actors pretending to be cats, check out Eric Roberts in "A Talking Cat?!?" on Netflix. Hands down one of the worst made, badly written things you'll ever see. It's a kids movie literally filmed on porn sets. I can't recommend it enough (provided your blood is at almost…

The last girl who was into seriously rough play would just tap on me. I liked that. Definitive enough to make a point but not enough to take us out of the moment.

"Men's Rights Activists."

Yeah, because nobody has power to mobilize angry women like a jilted ex-girlfriend, right??!

His thought process was probably thus: "I haven't done anything wrong."

AND the dating pool. #thanksghomeshi

It's scary to think that somehow even mentioning that you might possibly be into a more aggressive form of sex could be taken as carte blanche for someone you just met to throw you on the floor and start beating and choking you.

How I wish that were true. Depressingly and predictably, the longer this goes on, the more people will say, "Well why didn't she say 'no'?" or "What did she expect, he said he liked it rough" or "She should have left when he hit her the first time" or any number of tired-old tropes that make perfect sense to people…

Or concerned about Ebola.

Kate Hudson's boyfriend's costume of "washed up member of Good Charlotte" is pretty dead-on, I would say.

this proves his whole "my private life is private" Facebook post was bullshit

Safe words don't really mean shit if you're hooking up with someone like Jian Ghomeshi, though. He's not a BDSM practitioner, he's simply co-opting the language to say that "hey, it's totally okay that I beat the shit out of women for sexual gratification."

My attitude entirely. I'm into extremely rough and aggressive sex as well, but I have never, ever assumed that even if someone has said "I am, too!" that it constitutes consent on their part until the moment actually arrives. Even then, I've always checked with them, made sure they're okay to continue, blah blah blah.…

Better yet, Silent Hill 2. Hoo boy. Still haven't been able to convince myself I need a second play through of that.

Yesterday I braised some Swiss chard with garlic, shallots, chicken stock and...sriracha. It was amazing. Ring, ring, hey, collard greens? It's Swiss chard in fucking sriracha. Sorry, you lose.