But again...this Lohan. Can't act. Doesn't work. Makes bad films. She's plenty deluded, no matter how much you clutch your copy of the DSM. Come on. You're not going to change the way people use the phrase; stop trying to make it happen. It's not going to happen!

It was a colloquial expression, not a psychiatric diagnosis. Chill, Winston. Besides, this is Lilo. She can't even get out of bed for the movers.

It explains why he lives with his mom: pussy slaying is clearly a full time job in and of itself.

Unfortunately, she's never grown up. She's been surrounded by enablers since she was a kid, nobody's ever told her "no" and her mom is trying to continue milking her because The Whole Family Needs You or some shit (which I think is why Dina was trying to make Ali Lohan "happen").

I don't think Jezebel trolls are exactly arbiters of what a "normal" life is.

Why would officials google her name? Why would they give a shit what she says on Twitter? And which of the Jez staff is this unfunny comedian friends with?

Not to mention that if the conspiracy were true we would have done a better job faking the WMDs in Iraq.

That's funny, because nobody at Fox News ever gets sacked.

What also makes paps so odious to celebs is the way they behave in public. They have a long history of deliberately provoking celebs into altercations; if you've ever seen the TMZ show you'll know what I mean. They ask stupid questions in dopey voices to elicit reactions under the guise of politeness. There's also the…

Just so I'm clear on the bow-tie lover's jackass logic: if women outlive men, don't have children, and work until they die...they'll make more than men on aggregate? Uh, okay then.

Whenever I read comments like this about how women shouldn't ever fuck unless it's to procreate, I feel bad for every woman who married a Republican. It must be miserable living a life where sex is once a month in the missionary position while Jesus jerks off while hiding in the laundry hamper.

Talking at a Bafta panel event on the future of children’s television, she revealed she takes swearing guidelines so carefully she once spent 20 minutes discussing the word ‘fart’.

"Can't stuff indie cred down a male stripper's g-string."

Nothing says "we love women" like having an affluent women go on TV to talk down to everyone else.

"Lubbockois"?? Is that what you guys call yourselves? That's brilliant!

Yeah. I guess if he wants to move to Laredo I won't argue with that.

Dear Hannity,

I think forcing a woman to have an abortion she does not want is a characteristic inherent in the kind of people who do not deserve freedom.

I hope it's not a fedora.