Let the mindless Zooey hate commence!

...but I did say she was a she! I have no idea what you're talking about.

I ate Christmas dinner with a group of friends while Bub lounged in front of that crackling fire. I love that little girl! She makes everything better.

Sure. I agree with that analysis (probably: I'm drunk). Maybe it's time men stop thinking of women as status symbols.

I feel so bad wasting ingredients that would have been put to better use in the hands of a decent cook.

Yep. I had this conversation with a friend of mine the other night to explain the difference when he asked if I thought he was a nice guy. Being "nice", versus "kind", is acting in a way that is a display of common decency with the expectation of a reward (like...attention from women). "I open doors for women, and I'm…

Clearly it's women with the problem here.

It's pretty sad that most men haven't figured out that dressing well, knowing how to cook, being kind to people in general and not driving like an asshole goes a long way. A long, long way.

Shorter Rand Paul: "There's totally a war on women, and they should all shut up about it."

Justin Bieber's dad looks like he runs a revenge porn website.

My point has nothing to do with the "curse", just that writing interesting couples is not impossible and this debacle of a couple getting together doesn't have to be boring or rely on lazy tropes and manufactured conflict to be interesting.

Lily and Marshall are a great example of how a couple can be written well*. What makes them a great couple is the fact that they work together as a team so well. I don't know why writers think going back to trope well to pull up more "this week they're fighting about who changes the litter box, but don't worry, it'll…

Couldn't happen to a nicer guy. I wonder if he still thinks it's hilarious?

Must be a snow day at your high school.

Clearly the problem here is abortion. There can be no other mitigating factors to explain this.

I don't know why you're pretending to be female.

"bung hole"

Whatever gets you off, buddy.