Motorized Mega-Satan
motorizedmegasatan
7/7/15
1:46 PM
2

I have a feeling you’re going to get a mixed bag of advice here. I’ve been told numerous times by executives and managers I’ve worked with that it’s annoying when eager candidates try to jump the system and cut out the middle man...because the middle man exists for a reason. Read more

7/7/15
1:39 PM
6

Do you know the person you would be reporting to or have some connection to them (like someone who knows them referred you to the position)? Otherwise, it might annoy them. Are you even sure that is the person you would report to. You will be purposefully bypassing the system created. The resumes get screened by HR Read more

7/6/15
8:22 PM
42

annoying how fast the game tries to kill you as soon as you do anything...but it really seems like they’re trying to make the next minecraft, but in space. i guess you could call it...starcraft...

7/2/15
3:06 PM
3

I like to swerve into the truth and back out again so that they can’t quite be sure. Good adulating!

7/1/15
12:03 PM
18

__________ (female employe) is ____________ (completely normal thing to do) so I ___________ (passive aggressive tactic) to ___________ (euphemism for torture) her.

6/30/15
8:32 PM
15

It’ll be interesting to see how it pans out, particularly “face off against [dark entities] that are nested deep within the house” - does that mean running and hiding? Trapping the entities? Or will there be actual combat (the inventory system that’s mentioned, as well as “equip cleaver” seen in the vid)? Watching Read more

6/30/15
7:02 PM
4

One great thing about being single (like fully single, not even dating) is you can’t get dumped. There is something to be said for the emotional equilibrium that comes from that.

6/30/15
6:18 PM
8

God I am not even joking, it seriously sent me into a tailspin in my own breaking up process. LOVE IS DEAD AND WHY DO EVEN TRY AND NOOOOO Read more

6/30/15
5:46 PM
6

When i left my partner of 8 years, my friend got divorced a year later and my other friend said “This is your fault, when you give people ideas of what being happy could be like!” (they were joking, because the marriage was miserable)

6/30/15
4:28 PM
8

I have a power button between my shoulder blades, which has inspired many a drunk person to touch me without permission. Even better is when guys saunter up to me and say, “so, is that how I turn out on?” WAY TO GO BRO I’VE NEVER HEARD THAT BEFORE YOU’RE HILARIOUS. Read more

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6/30/15
3:38 PM
3

I wish I could tell my younger self to take risks. I was so scared of everything as a kid, and now as an adult I have to work through my anxiety AND deal with some of the decisions I made as a result of being afraid of everything all the time.

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6/30/15
3:15 PM
10

If a person can’t nut up enough to admit they don’t feel like hanging out or that they’re not into you or whatever else, then that’s their problem. Do what feels right and if it doesn’t work out that sucks yeah, but at least you tried!