Jesus Christ, they looked like deep fried TARANTULAS!

Of course by elite I mean our social betters who worked so hard to come out of the vagina of someone associated with money, only to be fraught with the travails of having to look ugly so Mexicans won't harass them. I feel for them, man, they have it hard.

Kind of ironic that someone in the supposedly elite Greek system has no fucking idea what's going on in her #plato class.

That image is literally the funniest thing ever.

I don't know about you guys, but I know that when I want astute, rational foreign policy analysis, I turn to the Twitter of a hot-headed Italian-American who makes cakes for a living.

And ihateemo's small heart grew three sizes today. I love her. Her Overly Attached Girlfriend impression was amazing.

One of the many puzzling aspects of yesterday's attacks was the question of what, exactly, the perpetrators thought they'd accomplish by targeting what basically amounts to a celebration of human tenacity.

(According to Reuters, only 10 percentof Saudi citizens currently work in the private sector.)

At least Marky Mark has gotten over his delusions he's Jack Bauer.

Peggy seemed to find the joke funny - she was just so consumed with her job that she couldn't see the forest for the trees until Ted pointed it out.

I'm confused. Where is the short skirt? The cleavage? The gratuitous shot of her thighs? The tray of sandwiches? The suggestive parting of her lips that suggests she needs to give a blowjob right now?

I won't spoil it for you, but Alison Brie absolutely owned that entire scene. You will not be disappointed.

OT: Who watched Mad Men last night. HOLY SHIT TRUDY.

War Zone was a massive waste of potential. Everything in that movie was perfect except Dominic West's impression of Joe Pesci falling into a cheese grater. Dat accent. Holy fuck. His Nooo Yawwwwwk accent was the equivalent of Dick Van Dyke's chirpy Cock-er-nee accent in Marrrrrrry Bobbins, christ love, cup o' tea, etc.

My job is based on my brain and if I had brain surgery and wasn't as smart as usual for a month or so I don't think I'd be fired.

It's not just self-proclaimed alpha dickheads like that who think that mating with women is a game with structured rules and that "no means maybe" that these rules apply to.

If you compliment her and she responds with negative signals[...]you should move on with your life.

What does that have to do with my question? Overlap? That's not the issue. Girls who are strippers can also work as teachers, or plumbers, or jockeys.

Is she a stripper or an escort? The two aren't the same thing.

Haha. I can imagine them describing this project to their friends. "No you guys, she's this rich kid who takes a lot of drugs and BLOGS. She's a huge deal on the internet!"