I'd have no issue with people not knowing who, I don't know, John Major was or something.

Hahahaha. That's a winner.

I legitimately laughed at this. Her first draft will probably be in crayon, six pages long, and smell like burned foil.

Haha yep. Record contracts are structured the same way. Bands usually seem perplexed that they have sold 10,000+ records and yet aren't making any money. This is exactly why.

When I was a married, childless 20-something, we cooked at home 3-4 times a week. I say we but I mean "I" since my wife couldn't boil water without setting off the smoke alarm. She worked at a restaurant so on occasion she'd bring dinner home, but mostly I'd fumble around the kitchen. I wasn't much of a cook at the…

Troll: "Yelling at women anonymously is all I have in my life."

It's like saying she shouldn't even try to run for President because she could be the best Mayor that Buffalo ever had.

I'll laugh if the Taylor Swift waxwork suddenly moves into the next room.

I wouldn't even pay $47 for that ugly ass necklace. Diamonds or no!

I don't know, he does remind me a little of Hermann Göring.

I think this article is somewhat short-sighted as to Graham's goals. Yes, he said a bunch of racist shit which is, prima facie, worth debunking. All these points are salient. So kudos on that front, even if it doesn't particularly scratch the surface of what his actual intent is. Going back to "white male privilege"…

Christ. It looks like Joe Simpson fucked Sonic the Hedgehog.

He looks like Patrick Bateman with dysentry and less money.

"I know I'm 36 years old, but I might need someone who is around 23," he told Cummings. "My therapist says since I have such inexperience with love and relationships, a woman that age might be better suited for me."

Still my favorite Betty moment. Fuck those birds.

With Rachel Bilson on the cover, I'm pretty confident I will.

You must have gotten your Jezebel and Reddit bookmarks mixed up again, bub.

Oh man, call the paramedics. That's a wicked burn.

I wonder if she'll add cosplay as Daenerys and cry when they have sex on their wedding night?