This isn't news to anyone with even a passing knowledge of American party politics. Establishment candidates (ie. loyal drones) are always going to be pushed ahead of anyone else. One would think that Democrats would consider doing something more risky in a state that they historically don't do well in - what do they…

Why is Megan Amran's Twitter icon the masthead photo?

No joking about SQL injections, or you're fired.

Woo, SQL tables full of women!

Yes, but what can we learn from Girls? Why has this question not been answered yet? My stomach is literally eating my intestines in anticipation.

For those who missed it the first time:

"No means no" too ambiguous? Say no to everything, ever. #safetytipsforladies

Become a bartender; roofie all male clients' drinks. #safetytipsforladies

Become a cop, investigate your own rape. #safetytipsforladies

Never walk alone; join a gang. #safetytipsforladies

Hey, points for effort. The kid got to go on TV, have his five minutes and got to talk to Kate Upton's Breasts on the phone! That's closer than most boners his age will get.

I always think of Vince Offer as the "Slap Chop" guy, since that's how he treats both food and prostitutes.

I was advocating the exact opposite, as my reply to the other commenter stated (because I'm sure you read all the comments before smashing the keyboard with your flippers, right?). But let's not miss a chance to get super fucking condescending on the internet when your hobby horse rides by.

No, I was just pre-empting the usual hacks who seem to think that anyone who commits crimes of a sexual nature deserve to be gang raped by skinheads in Pelican Bay.

Hopefully he'll get a taste of his own medicine when his thighs are being touched in JAIL!!!1!

Oh boy, involving everyone on the internet never turned anything into a shit show, did it?

I gave up on PC gaming long, long ago for these reasons. I'll take the trade off in lower resolution textures for the ability to put a game into the Xbox and have it play properly.

INTO Jamaicans, dammit. Where is the fucking edit feature?

In Jamaicans, apparently. Guh.

Christ, that kind of ham-fisted Photoshopping is like the macaroni art of retouching.