The Arm Collector doesn't exactly have the same...

I absolutely love MMA, but I cannot stand most MMA fans.

Hahaha, what? The multitude of standing eight counts and no knockdown rule says otherwise, as well as matches lasting much longer than MMA fights.

Who is Oscar Pistorious? If he doesn't know Lisa Lampanelilelilli then who cares? There's G-list comedians saying bad things on Twitter to blog about.

By virtue of the fact that Jennifer Lawrence is wearing that dress, along with the fact that Jennifer Lawrence can do absolutely no wrong in my world, I think the dress is great.

THAT was Chris Brown? I knew I hated that song for a reason.

OH DUH. I'm falling asleep at my desk. :) I was like, "Chris Brown sings about shoving a flashlight up some girl's vagina?"

I have no idea which song that is, since it would require me to have to listen to what Chris Brown passes off as "music".

Hopefully they make this end the way all wanted it to in real life: with Ice-T shooting the boyfriend like a true motherfucking OG.

"Huh, others are saying it's more."

NO FOOD IS UNHEALTHY

Who'd want a bee as a gift? Apparently this lady.

"Um, I think the most offensive part here is "9. Understand that some actions on your part might lead to more harm.""

They're probably acting on orders from their hivemind leader, Tony Little. I always knew something was up that guy.

It's been proven a million times over that exercise leads to better sex.

I always achieve orgasm, so I've not had anything to complain about as of yet.

So does Terry Richardson's dick ejaculate strawberry gelato or something? Because that's the only way I can imagine her being so vociferous in her defense of him.

It's like a self-fulfilling prophecy and self-hate wrapped into an impenetrable coil of ignorance.

Ditto. :) We'll have that happy hour, one day...