I used to box and wrestle and I loved it. Unfortunately two herniated discs put paid to that line of recreation.

I'm sure that someday, somehow, the scars that have risen from your scathing disapproval will begin to sting a little less.

On this site? Shocking.

But they're two IMPORTANT things. That's what counts.

I just watch what I eat and it works better than killing myself on a treadmill. Hasn't failed me yet.

Yes to all that. Except the bleachers bit. It was behind the metalwork shop.

Excercise produces the same feel-good hormones that are produced through getting laid

I suppose I can accept that.

Nothing like a bunch of smug assholes who looooooooooove exercise to liven up an article about why people hate working out.

"Soledad is talented at producing in-depth, serious pieces of journalism, and is a tough interviewer. That doesn't seem to fit the direction the network is going."

Mainor likes big butts, but might be lying in this case.

I want to live in this world where you can get an escort to do more than pet your hair for five minutes for $250.

Trying to imagine how bigoted and/or stupid people who aren't me can be is not a mental exercise I indulge often, so you can be quite easily forgiven for that. :)

Haha, I think you're giving a lot of credit to the agency of many porn stars who are non-white.

Hahahahahaha. Trigger warning: MOUSE EARS. DUH.

Most likely because she didn't want the dog to be unattended after she died? Or because she didn't want the dog to eat her face.

I just don't answer numbers I don't recognize.

I delete numbers the day I decide I'm not going to see someone again. Though a guy I met the other night told me about a girl he went on a date with two years ago who slapped him around in bed and freaked him out. I jokingly asked if he still had her number AND HE DID.

Here you go (link NSFW-ish, comics EXTREMELY NSFW):

Hahahaha +1 for massively esoteric reference. I loved that comic, though PEOPLE DO NOT READ IT AT WORK.