Getting back in the olllllllllld dating game!

Hey, it'll at least it'll be a fun story for her next husband.

The Total Recall Collection by Michael Kors: "Get ready for a surpriiiiiiiiiiiiise!"

The lawsuit claims the teen's mom "... invited the paternal grandparents to a bar..."

My ex used the abortion pill - she got the dose at PP under supervision. It's not like purchasing fucking Zyrtek at the pharmacy.

This video is a great example of natural selection at work.

I can't possibly imagine that having men who apparently have a lot of free time during the day to stand around with a gun in a school is something that could ever end badly, child predators or no.

God, "College Dropout" is an absolutely superb record. I don't even know who this guy banging Kim Cardassian is.

Good thing this story is being given the respectful tone it deserves and there's no salaciousness whatsoever, because that would be pretty tacky.

No idea, but I found this:

Haha. I was thinking to myself, man, Laura Beck really doesn't know anything about comics (or science, come to think of it, but I digress) so why is she writing about them?

Batman and Superman exist in the same universe though! I'll accept it.

No relation to C+C Music Factory?

I have a strong feeling that "lovely roommate" Marina is probably a passive aggressive bitch who leaves post-its on your door when you leave pans to soak in the sink overnight. Kyle probably cries when he masturbates.

It's no coincidence that "banker" is only one letter away from "wanker."

I don't see what the big deal is about someone expressing a preference. I'm not ashamed to say that I prefer things to be at least trimmed down there, because getting hair stuck on my tongue or at the back of my throat is not fun or sexy. If a girl said "you should trim the foliage around your dick because I am not…

+1,000. Seriously.

You don't like pubes on guys?

Probably because dudes care more about blowjobs than they do what their pubic region is groomed like. "Just tell me what to do, sweetie, and it's done!"

What would be even better if it had been performed using the excess skin of Karl Rove's jowls.