K-Bell = melt.

FRONTYARDIA? You might as well breach the 38th parallel! Get back to doing the dishes. The MAN will handle the lawn.

Misread "No way I would even let my beautiful wife out the door to travel to any country alone" as "No way I would even let my beautiful wife out of the kitchen to travel to any country alone."

Maybe it's just me being a HOPELESS OPTIMIST, but are we reading "must be physically attractive" (ie. must look like Candice Swanepoel) as different to "I must be physically attracted to them" (given that "attractive" means a whole host of different thing to different men)?

I totally disagree. I always liked John Kerry, even when it was hip to hate on him during the 2004 election. He's always come across as thoughtful, intellectually curious, and good intentioned. Something of a windbag at times, but god forbid our politicians be educated and well-spoken.

Condoleeza Rice was "likeable"? I want to live in the parallel dimension you live in.

Why does the headline remind of this scene from Archer?

Pft, judge on The Voice + Maroon 5 + Kanye West + American Horror Story = zero indie cred.

You must not read this site often.

Will it inspire men, particularly hetero men, to buy said underpants?

implying everyone in that category is freakish and/or should get a reduction is really not cool.

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me...Hulk Hogan's cock in her pusssssssssssy.

My friends all have varying attitudes. One of my friends had a breast reduction (before I knew her - I think she was a GG or something ridiculous), another is wickedly proud of her Fs, another went from a small A to a small D and has been happier since, but on the flip side several girls I've dated have been in love…

Is anyone else wondering what it would be like if men participated in a similar physical contest?

Clippers.

Haha! I have no greater understanding of women any more than I understand quantum theory. I just just don't presume to tell them how they think, unlike a genius like you who masks his contempt for them by positing bitter claims about female psychology. You must have been rejected a lot. Poor baby.

Really, pins. I love you

Haha. "Sit down, silly girl, and let the man tell you how you think."

"Hun"? Oh, how adorable, you're being patronizing because you think I'm a woman.