ABC brings back the hit show Dinosaurs

WHY ARE “RECENT VIDEOS FROM DEADSPIN” AUTO-PLAYING. MAKE IT STOP. I AM SO FUCKING DONE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST QUIT RUINING DEADSPIN.

I thought Clayton Kershaw’s tribute to that last night was really beautiful.

Lost in all of this is the fact that the Golden State Warriors once blew a 3-1 lead in the NBA Finals, the championship series in American professional basketball.

Oh no! Not sham endorsements!

I had a coach when I was little who knew that Edberg was my favorite player. One time, I missed a forehand into an open court - and missed badly - and was moping about it. Coach asked if Edberg would ever act like I was. My reply was that if Edberg ever hit a forehand as terrible as the one I just hit, then yes he…

or punch him in the dick and balls

Jerrah’s on line 1.

You sweet summer child. 

I can’t believe the Patriots went to all this trouble to beat the Dolphins.

No sympathy for everybody’s favorite fancy dog. You watch a Thursday night Titans-Jags game, you get what you have coming to you.

Is this a case of Brady lacking any sense of self-awareness

“In the interest of keeping our language anti-inflammatory, we call that ‘maintaining brain-muscle pliability.’”

-Alex Guerrero

Burke doesn’t even work here anymore and he’s still giving Deadspin a solid 5 WAR.

Finally, A Headline Out of Australia NOT Involving Deadly Spiders, Snakes, or Giant Crabs

Semen Storage Blows Its Load