as much as I want this to be the joke, I just misread a report. that’s been corrected.

Heartbreaking.  Shouldn’t these schools write clauses into the contract that specify the smaller schools aren’t allowed to win?

Tennessee Volunteered 950k to lose to Georgia State this season. So maybe Georgia Tech could argue comparative harm reduction?

More universities need to have ominous sounding names, "The Spire," "The Catacombs," "Arby's," etc.

Now I have a fantasy that the NWS is going to bring Trump down like Capone got nailed for Tax Evasion...

I can’t believe the guy hocking a nutritional supplement pyramid scheme would support something that’s proven harmful by science. Weird. 

Geaux Fuck Yourself

dont bring your bible to school - its killed more people than guns could ever hope to.

Liberty lost to Syracuse, 24-0.

and with the other, Robert Kraft.

Well, hey guys, it’s not like he’s been taking public money to house his team for years and years and years.

We all know that agents, attorneys, all have their agenda—by the way, they’re all taking money out of the pie, too, when they’re there. And so the straighter it goes from the source to the one receiving it, nine times out of ten, that’s more efficient.

the next season of The Walking Dead looks amazing...

I didn't want to star this, but you are really twisting my arm.

“Depends. Is she pregnant?”

Good kinja.

Please tell me you’re fucking with me right now

Thank you for providing us with only the best in tightly focused sports content, because that is definitely why I have visited deadspin every fucking day for over fifteen years

It can't rain all the time, but if it bleeds we can kill it. 

Since it doesn’t make any engine noise, I really hope it had a set of external speakers and was blasting that horrible EDM the whole way up the mountain.