Totally not Giannis’ word sTyle. 

The same thing, over and over.

Honey, stop posting tonight and come give Mother some sugar.

Cow Cum Conflagration

So the Bucs walked out with a 20–14 win

The wounds you get from rusted iron digging into your palms just build character.

My guess is it would be quite hard. An uneducated guess, yet his hands/fingers are perhaps too large to generate the snapping torque.

Fake news. After Lucci was spotted in a Man City pullover strolling down Rodeo, an “accident” such as this was inevitable.

I have no witty follow up except to say this is gold. Bra-fucking-vo to you, sir or madam.

Thanks for the time. I’ll leave in free agency and listen.

In a separate article, Morey is quoted as saying he’s happy that Fertitta (owner) is willing to spend whatever it takes.

Or just buy yourself a pair of $9 wrist wraps and save yourself the mess.

The Lakers have maybe a two-year title window with LBJ’s age? Even then, there is no guarantee as we’ve seen with the Warriors. They can end up a lottery team and blow the whole thing up if LBJ or AD get hurt. Perhaps Kemba or Kyrie or Leonard come to be the third star yet they’d take less to do so given timing…

This feels like something that goes unreported at Mar a Lago all the time, except 45 is at the wheel and mistakenly hit the gas instead of the brake.

I feel torn (har har). On one hand, the Raptors winning is a fantastic story for sports, pushing through years of adversity and finding yourself at the summit. They are worthy champions.

I wouldn’t believe the Warriors would lose until someone ripped it from their cold, dead hands. Congratulations to the Raptors - they earned it.

That’s cold.

Who does she leave you for if not That Other Guy?

Slim tendon reaped, Warriors weep.