mothersixpence
Mother Sixpence None The Richer
mothersixpence

They’re going to miss Nurkić’s ability to protect the rim from all the Warriors slashers and cutters. Without him, they just don’t have a leg to...

Boston gets curb-stomped and Philly goes out crying?

He speaks so well, too. Has a fantastic family that taught him hard work pays off.

It’s 100% last night. 0-27 will probably never happen again to anyone, much less the Rockets in the Playoffs. 2018 was simply the worst possible luck at the worst possible time, and the Rockets lost.

Solution? Move out of Houston.

And they were 18th in defensive rating this year, i.e. not awful! It was like Bizarro D’Antoni became the coach, unbeknownst to the rest of us.

You’re right - poor reference search. I blindly took a Google search at face value.

Wtf! Stupid Google - search up “Chris Paul salary” and it gives you 2018's salary.

We heart you, Chris.

Most Rockers fans are lovely people. Rockets fans suck though.

I’m not always a fan of +/-, yet Simmons in G6 was +4 in 34 minutes of an 11-point win. Embiid was +40 in 36 minutes. +40!! The Sixers coughed up 29 points in the 12 minutes he wasn’t playing.

I lost you at “when the Knicks were good.

Most entertaining series in the first round, though that wasn’t a flagrant on Embiid. If you can’t swipe at the ball anymore...

If someone would humor me...

It was Kellerman.

Sunshine law in the Sunshine State still unable to shine light where the sun don’t shine.

Sucks... he became one of my favorite players in the NBA. Pretty hard to not root for a guy when every time he runs I imagine my own Achilles rolling up into my calf, then wince in pain, then shake my head that he’s even out there at all.

You ever tried to cough and fart at the exact same time? It’s nigh impossible as you clench during a cough to simultaneously slide one through the ol’ sphincter.

Limp DMC.

It’s a shame. The Blazers had a fantastic season, yet without Nurkić they just don’t have a leg to stand on.