You got it up five minutes before tip off! Well done you!

Please, let it be so. Ty Lue Derp Face has been wandering in the desert for far too long. It’s time to come home.

I’m not sure TLJ needs the help.

Lazy posting on my part. 6 vs. 7, 1st round not owed anyway [#1 protected]. I kind of mailed it in at the end, though at least in a Kingsian way.

Good catch. I flat missed that.

All they had to do was hold a near 30-point halftime lead and we would get Rockets/Thunder in the first round (!!!), with all the juicy, savory, finest cut beef that series would have to offer but NOOOOOOOO. Fucking Kings gonna Kings and couldn’t even beat a team fielding seven goddamn players.

The sports world should be spending this evening and tomorrow celebrating a break-the-game player like Dirk, as well as an all-around great in Wade.

I’ll be damned if we see another player like Dirk again. He was a transcendent player and I don’t think I appreciated him enough while he played.

I don’t know how anyone ever hires him for anything ever again. This is some grade A bullshit. Lakers fan or no, this is a coward’s move.

Smart. Resign now before getting thrown under the Buss.

I don’t disagree with the enjoyment of destroying your own throne - I will deliberately wait over an hour while out if I can, just for that satisfaction - yet there is something deeply pleasing about getting paid to drop a deuce at work. Spend 15 minutes infecting a 5 sqm radius AND get the equivalent of $10 for it?…

fry the cubes in a shitload or oil and butter

This is both absolutely incredible and thoroughly nauseating.

He didn’t penetrate, so no banging. Semantics ftw. Sanctity of wife protected.

Society can eat boogers without fear of stigma or rejection? Sinus up!

One Shaun Livingston video is enough, thank you very much.

Who’s Blake Snell?

Counterpoint: Allen Iverson, Dennis Rodman, Lawrence Taylor, Johnny Unitas...

I clicked the link thinking Kellen Winslow Jr. had a murder conviction I wasn’t aware of, among everything else. They seem like the same person otherwise.

I lost you after “I’m going to sound like an asshole here.”