I was a fan up until he grabbed his nuts during the Kansas game. IT WAS KANSAS FOR FUCK’S SAKE.

No points for the pig carcass, the halberd flew one foot after it left his hand. Boo that man!

Who?

#worthit

Not great Bob!

*turns the porn off*

None of this will touch him. It’s Mueller or bust.

That warms the darkest regions of my cold, black heart.

Cool?

Meanwhile, Russell is averaging 21/5/4 on 46% of his shots where the chosen one is putting up 9/6.5/6.5 on 67% iron.

The sheer might and splendor of Lebron’s dick and balls forcefully repels any brazen soul who dares fly close enough to that sun

I’m the disappointed one that realized UT’s cheerleaders aren’t what I thought they were

I’ll burn a high-round fantasy pick at PG for Simmons just based on this excellent example of court vision alone

Maybe let that joke go next time.

Kid’s got a great motor, and some serious escapability, yet security was able to lean on their bend-but-don’t-break defense and came away with the win.

Agree to disagree. She’s had too much work done to look remotely hot.

Didn’t we say some version of that when Trump won the Republican nomination?

I’ll jump to conclusions for you, thanks for giving me something new to Google search every day. Articles like that are like a sweet nectar to me.