Blake Bortles on becoming the starter, “I’m excited to lead our team to the top of the 2018 NFL Draft. There will be many offensive teams - the Browns, Chargers, Bears, and Browns again - but I feel I’m uniquely qualified to make our Jaguars team the most offensive.”

This fight is like the battle for the soul of the Republican party.

This, and variants of it, need to end up as the last post on The Slot every day, just to cleanse the stink of reading about the country slipping ever closer to clusterfuckery. Like a moment of zen.

How did I miss this???

First off, wow, Cromartie. There’s a name I hadn’t heard in a while. Last I knew he had 7 kids. Google’d him; he has #14 on the way.

Danny Dingus could have had Jimmy Butler for scraps of that deal and instead took a... less well-rounded player

Cronus seems strangely ok with it, almost embarrassed to be in the way of Zeus’ loppers. You’d think he’d put up a bit more of a fuss

That’s adorable. I’m sure Kyrie was flattened by the gesture

Are you not entertained???

Dope comment. I cracked up

If no one reads it, is it still a book?

The world just got a lot bigger for Kyrie.

I do pay attention, yet I didn’t think we would have a nazi sympathizer in the White House. Martial law? Suspended elections? Accelerated deportations? Disenfranchisement? More dog whistles than you could shake a stick at? I could see those things coming and they were (and still are) alarming.

I don’t think it’s quite as cynical as you make it out to be. Yes, they would be able to lobby a notoriously fickle president, but I like to believe some felt they could do more from the inside than the outside, that their lot in life would command attention.

These knuckleheads are skim milk, candy ass snowflakes. If there is any class of anyone that has it better than everyone else, it’s white men. I know, I am one.

What a bunch of pussies. I don’t think there is a bigger group of snowflakes out there than white supremacist losers.

Fair warning, I might borrow this in the future and pass it off as my own.

Courtesy of Jim Jeffries. The whole bit is worth it yet you’re spot on here.

Some of the things I hear makes me wonder if life really is just some giant video game and the beta testers did a shit job of filtering out bugs. Now I have to navigate this stage in a super non-linear way because of morans like this.

This sounds like the path to civil war...