Matt’s from my home county and everyone there is losing their shit like he’s definitely coming back to muder everyone.

Even when Melisandre was lighting the fire to kill Shireen the look on her face was like “wtf am I doing”

Yeah, that arc worked for me, as horrible as it was. It’s been clear for awhile to me that Stannis’s arc has been a descent from a cold but relatively sensible man into a mess of ruthless ambition and religious fanaticism. I think Shireen was doomed from the moment of Renly’s murder.

Do we have any real reason to believe that Melisandre knows what she’s doing? Sure, she has magic powers (shadow baby!) but like, by the very virtue of hitching herself to Stannis, isn’t she kind of proving herself to be an unreliable character? You’d think someone with the full power of the Lord of Light would pick…

“I chatted with a couple of the inmates myself and said, ‘You must be a very heavy sleeper. They were heard, they had to be heard.”

So like, I’m not sure why there’s a vocal camp that thinks the Shireen thing came out of nowhere and seems inconsistent with Stannis’ character. It has been telegraphed HEAVILY for the last two seasons. Also, I’m not buying this “Stannis is logical to a fault” interpretation. This is just the culmination of his…

2) holy fuck jorah just fucking die already. no one likes you and also thanks for giving greyscale to everyone in meereen

The title of “best male prisoner who woos female correctional workers” still belongs to that guy in Baltimore who got managed to get four women pregnant in prison.

Sources said the worker may have been wooed by one of the escaped cons, Richard Matt, 48, an infamous lady killer.

A few things:

sigh

1. I knew Shireen was going to die as soon as Davos handed her that elk. Guarantee he comes back and finds it on the funeral pyre, and that’s how he knows what Stannis did.

I started “over-tipping” (i.e. giving a generous tip) to the pizza/salad/sandwich shop delivery guy back in February because the weather was so dog-awful that I felt like I needed to give him hazard pay for braving the 1.5 mile stretch of road between the restaurant and my house. Since then, whenever “my” delivery…

I’M EXCITED!!!

Dildochugger is excellent, but next time I do a Worst Customers there’s one that’s even better.

I’m going to have to find a way to incorporate dildochugger into my everyday vocabulary.

One guy we had in particular would ALWAYS find something wrong with his food. He would order everything as take out, and then once he got the food home would call and complain that something wasn’t right or something was missing.

.... why does law enforcement need a bat mobile, tho

they should just stay inside

So far this week, without even trying to investigate, these are things I’ve learned that groups of black people shouldn’t do in the United States: