motherofunicorns
Mother Of Unicorns
motherofunicorns

If Kate Moss calls you basic, you basic.

..... The space between a normal douche whining on an airplane and Kate Moss calling you a basic bitch for refusing her alcohol is so wide you could bury the Mariana trench in it sideways and still have space for a couch.

One passenger reports that Moss, after being refused alcohol by flight attendants, went to get vodka from her own stored carry-on. After she was reprimanded by the flight crew, Moss allegedly called one flight attendant a “basic bitch.”

But they pegged him for that, they’ve marketed him, even the fake relationship with Selena Gomez, all the things to sell records took away from the music.

gotta save up that coke money somehow

and then diplo spent the rest of the day seriously contemplating all possible meanings of the phrase “pot calling the kettle black”

If Kate Moss called me a basic bitch I’d get it emblazoned on a t-shirt and proudly tell everyone the back story at every opportunity.

Mandela: 27 years

good behavior in prison

I think Jezebel/Gawker is part of the problem with the whole “I’m looking to be outraged” mentality that it promotes with their clickbait. Chris Hardwick kind of said how people have been turning and being more PC and how it’s BS that people laugh at everything but when it’s touches on them then they are offended. And

HODOR

It's just the worst cat ever. Why does it love straw so much? Straw isn't a food. Bad cat.

I am dying from cute overload

She’s just...I just...

I agree with Seinfeld and I don’t. None of of my favorite comedians or comedies could be considered totally P.C., and I think it’s very hard to be truly funny when you’re unwilling to take risks that might shock or offend someone. And I also agree that there’s a certain type of thinking that responds to politically